The Horror of the Rocky Horror picture show

So... Me and Ashley went to Atlanta to stay with Logan in his new apartment!! We were really excited about it and everything!! We got there and we went to the pool. That was fun and logan's apartment has a really nice pool... There was this one girl that was pure trash. She was probably 30 years old... and she had on one of those bathing suits where your entire butt us showing... but it wasn't a thong bathing suit. But it was disgusting... and of course i had to be obnoxious about it. haha. Me and Logan were the only ones that got in the pool because ashlika had her spray on tan and couldn't get wet for like 5 hours or so... kind of like when you get botox and you cant smile. haha

So after the swimming experience we went to find something to eat. Logan and I wanted pizza but ashley was like i dont like pizza. and she kept saying it... and every restuarant we passed, me and logan would be like i wish we could eat pizza and ashley was like I freaking hate pizza!!! and ate at five guys, burgers and fries. it was amazing!!! the best cheeseburger i've eva had!!! lol. so we came back to the apartment and we were looking for something else to do...

So we were like omg lets go see mamma mia in atlantur. and as we were looking for the movie times we ran across the Rocky Horror Picture Show that plays at the palace theater every friday night at 12... so were were like lets go... i had no idea what it was and Ashley sure didnt. lol. we hadn't even seen the movie before. So Logan was like trust me you will love it!! and i was like ok i trust you. Logan called his sister Holly and asked if we would have fun at the show. and she was like yes!! me and my friends go all of the time!! So logan was like what do they do there? and Holly was like well people dress up like transvestites and other things and you will live it. so I called the theater and was like um I am wondering about the safety of your show this evening... And the guy was like what do you mean? and i was like am i going to get cut in my polo when i get there? and he was like i'm not sure what you mean so i was like never mind. we were like ok we will give it a try so we had like 3 hours to kill until then so we decided to cut on the tv and watch something...

So logan just moved in and doesn't have cable yet... so the only station he picks up is abc... so we turn it on and 20 20 is coming on... and lo and behold this one random night that we cut on 20 20... its about sex. It was all about like sexuality in todays time. It talked about how you can get arrested for having sex in parks and sex in movies. and like all sorts of statistics about it and everything... it was a really good episode. So we all ended up falling asleep sitting on the couch... and it was like a power nap... it was very funny. Logan ended up waking up first and it was a good thing he did because it was time to leave for the show!!Ashley and i would and could have kept sleeping the entire night because the night before we had gotten like three hours of sleep after seeing The Dark Night on Friday morning at the Midnight show. it was amazing!!!!!! but anywho...

So before we left the apartment ashley was like we have to find an ATM. and the entire 10 minute ride to the theater she must have said that she needed an atm like 6000 times. so we found an atm. and when i pulled into the parking lot there was like 70 year old drunk woman walking in the middle of the road. and she was like "Watch where you are going" and then she started yelling profane words at us. and we just start laughing.

We made it to the theater and walked in to get our tickets. we walk over to stand in line to wait to go into the theater and there are these 3 girls and they barely have on any clothes... Like for real.... they are in their stripper outfits and the 3 of us are like looking at each other and then looking back at them... it was quite entertaining. so the next thing we know... there are these 2 gay guys walking around and they have on bright pink lipstick... and they are like are there any virgins in this group (talking about us.) and me and logan automatically point to Ashley. hahahahahaha. we did not want that junk on our face. so she gets this big V on her head and then one of them kissed her on the cheek. haha. it was so funny... So it ended up being that you get the V if she have never seen the show before. and the guy was like have you seen the show before... and i said yes i have... plenty of times. haha. It was a lie but they were not about to touch me. they could have aids or something... so now me and logan are loving the fact that ashley has this huge V on her forhead like the scarlett letter or something. hahahahahahaha.

As we are waiting in line, there is this lady that comes out and is telling about the show. She said "If you are easily offended... GET OUT!! If you are under the age of 18 go home and read a GD book!!!" So i was thinking in my head the entire time that this was not the place for us... we do not fit in....

So the show starts and they are doing a raffle for like a math saffari and an easy bake oven. and i really wanted that math safari. but so the movie starts... and to my suprise... people act out the movie on a stage in front of the movie screen... and all of the people in the audience are yelling out funny things while the movie is playing... So the movie lasted forever... and me and ashley were trying to listen to the movie because we had never seen it... but it was hard to concentrate on the movie when everyone in the theater is saying the same funny thing about the movie... So two hours later... it was finally over. we could finally leave and i was so excited.

We ended up going to the Majestic diner that was next door... and Logan's friend Simone had told us that she called it food food food. so we called it the same thing. The food was amazing but oober expensive for what you got. and they were so crowded... and there was this robo cop that stood at the door to give you a table... so here I am like half asleep and just having been through the worst experience of my life at the horror show...

So i was ready to go back to the apartment and sleep... so we did... and the next morning... we wake up and we are hungry and its like 10:20... and we all want breakfast... and logan is set on finding a martins. lol. and i'm thinking there are no martins in downtown atl... And i was like mcdonalds serves breakfast til 11. and logan and ashlika were like no they dont you stupid idiot... and i was like yes they are but whatever. so eventually we find a mcdonalds and we see if they have any breakfast left... and they were like we servebreakfast til 11.... and i was like i told you so!! lol...

So we were driving around and i was like its time for a Red Light Challenge like on the tv show Cash Cab... and we kept talking about cash cab... and Logan wa slike chut up about the cash cab!!! and it was soo funny.

Then we drive home... and that was the end of the weekend.

All in all we had an awesome time!!! The rocky horror picture show was an experience that everyone needs to have atleast once in their life...